{"id":104,"date":"2020-03-30T16:15:24","date_gmt":"2020-03-30T16:15:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.pracownialogistyka.pl\/?p=104"},"modified":"2020-05-19T19:24:17","modified_gmt":"2020-05-19T19:24:17","slug":"zaslyszane-od-kuriera-cz-1","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.pracownialogistyka.pl\/index.php\/2020\/03\/30\/zaslyszane-od-kuriera-cz-1\/","title":{"rendered":"Zas\u0142yszane od kuriera"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

M\u0142oda kobieta mieszka\u0142a w mie\u015bcie, mia\u0142a ma\u0142ego kotka.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Niestety, kt\u00f3rego\u015b dnia kotkowe \u017cycie si\u0119 sko\u0144czy\u0142o (mo\u017ce by\u0142o to ju\u017c 7.. ? ), ale poniewa\u017c by\u0142a do niego bardzo przywi\u0105zana postanowi\u0142a go pochowa\u0107.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

W mie\u015bcie nie bardzo mog\u0142a znale\u017a\u0107 odpowiedniej lokalizacji, postanowi\u0142a wi\u0119c zapakowa\u0107 martwego pupila i wys\u0142a\u0107 na wie\u015b do swojej mamy, kt\u00f3ra mia\u0142a dokonac poch\u00f3wku. Paczka zosta\u0142a nadana..<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Pierwszego dnia, kiedy kurier zamierza\u0142 podj\u0105\u0107 pr\u00f3b\u0119 dor\u0119czenia paczki, zepsu\u0142 mu si\u0119 samoch\u00f3d, paczki kt\u00f3rych nie zd\u0105\u017cy\u0142 dor\u0119czy\u0107 zosta\u0142y razem z nim zholowane na magazyn.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Drugiego dnia z paczkami i kotkiem pojecha\u0142 drugi kurier. Po drodze wyczu\u0142 dziwny zapach, kt\u00f3ry roznosi\u0142 si\u0119 po ca\u0142ym aucie. Postanowi\u0142 sprawdzi\u0107 sk\u0105d si\u0119 wydobywa – znalaz\u0142 nieszcz\u0119\u015bnika..<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Pierwsze co pomy\u015bla\u0142, to \u017ce kotek na pewnno zdech\u0142 na skutek wyd\u0142u\u017caj\u0105cego si\u0119 terminu dor\u0119czenia (tak – temu kurierowi to przeszkadza\u0142o…)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Je\u017cd\u017c\u0105c po okolicznych wioskach znalaz\u0142 drugiego kotka, tym razem \u017cywego i ze skruch\u0105 w oczach i przeprosinami pojecha\u0142 do matki dziewczyny przekazuj\u0105c jej \u017cyw\u0105 przesy\u0142k\u0119..<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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